Monday, November 25, 2013

Wow # 79: The Twelve Buppies of Christmas - Part 6

Bimmer:  Hello everyone.  Thank you for joining us for the final rehearsal of the buppies' Christmas program.  We're sorry about the delay.  These things happen!  (sighs)  Now buppies, everyone say "thank you" to Bentley and Turbo for fixing the stage for us!

Buppies:  Thank you Sir Bentley!  Thank you Mr. Turbo!

Turbo:  That's okay kids.  Be careful from now on though, we can't have anyone getting hurt!

Buppies:  Okay Mr. Turbo!

Bimmer:  Very good!  Now let's begin.  Day eleven.  Let me see, that's Terence!  Ready Terence?

Terence:  Yes'm Miss Bimmoo!

Bimmer:  Good!

Terence:  (climbs up on podium)  On the eleventh day of Christmas my buppy gave to me:  Eleven frozen sardines!  (whispers) I lubs sardine sicles!

Bethany Nicole:  Ten Jumbones!

Josiah:  Seven fancy cookies!

Bimmer:  Josiah!  What happened to the other cookies?

Josiah:  Umm.  I dunno Miss Bimmoo.

Bimmer:  Josiah, there are crumbs on the podium.  Did you EAT the cookies?

Josiah:  EAT the cookies?  ME?

Bimmer:  (groans) Never mind.  Continue buppies.

Sheila Marie:  Eight cups of cocoa!

Harvey:  Seven bully sticks!

Thomas:  Six festive cheeselogs!

All:  (but not Lila Ann, of course)  FIVE BACON STRIPS!!

Walter:  Four duck feeties!

Charity Lynn:  Three french fries!

Mary Jane:  Two frosty milkshakes!

Ronald:  And a bacon burger with some cheeeeeeesssee!!

Bimmer:  That's very good buppies.  Day twelve!  Ellis, bring us home!

Ellis Margaret:  Iz can do it Miss Bimmoo!  (leaps onto podium)  On the twelfth day of Christmas my buppy gave to meeeee:  TWELVE fluffy pancakes!

Terence:  Eleven frozen sardines!

Bethany Nicole:  Ten Jumbones

Josiah:  Mmph!  SIX fancy cookies!

Bimmer:  Josiah!  Stop eating the cookies!

Josiah:  But Miss Bimmoo!  Deys good!

Bimmer:  *facepaw*

Mary Jane:  Uh oh!  Miss Bimmoo gots a headache!  Let's finish this song up good for hew everybody!

All:  Okay!

Sheila Marie:  Eight cups of cocoa!

Harvey:  Seven bully sticks!

Thomas:  Six festive cheeselogs!

All:  (except Lila)  FIVE BACON STRIPS!!!

Walter:  Four duck feeties!

Charity Lynn:  Three french fries!

Mary Jane:  Two frosty milkshakes!



Bentley, Bimmer and Turbo:  (clap, clap, clap!)

Bimmer:  Great job buppies!  I'm so proud of you!

Walter:  Let's eat the foodies!  Yay!

Mary Jane:  Yeah!  (slurp)

Harvey:  I can't wait to chew on one of these bully sticks!

Ellis:  I just lubs pancakies!  Dey's not all that fluffy though.  Dey's kinda FLAT!

 Terence:  Dey's s'posed to be flat!  Dey's pancakes!  Want a sardinesicle?

Ellis:  Yes!  Want some pancakes?

Terence:  Yum!

Bimmer:  But buppies!  You need to wait!  What will we use when you perform in your Christmas program?

Bentley:  Aw come on Bimmer!  They're having a little party to say good-bye to Ronald.  He's going to his furever home!  They wouldn't be able to perform without Ronald anyway.

Lila Ann:  Wonald gots a furever home?

Bentley:  He sure does!  He's going to live with my good pal Bernie.

Ronald:  And we're going to sing loud every day and eat bacon burgers with some cheese!

Lila Ann:  I want a furever home!

Ronald:  You didn't sing at all!

Bimmer:  That's okay, Lila Ann.  Someone will be looking for a QUIET buppy too!  I'm sure they will.

Bentley:  Sure they will.  We'll get everyone up for adoption on the Sir Bentley Art Facebook page as quick as we can.  I bet everyone will have homes by Christmas!

Terence:  So that's why we have to eat all the foodies now Miss Bimmoo

Sheila Marie:  'Sides, Josiah's already eaten most of the cookies!

Josiah:  Heh heh.  Mmmph!  Nom! Nom! Nom!

Sheila Marie:  See?  There're hardly any left for my cocoa!

Bentley:  That's okay, I heard Aunt Angie say she was making biscotti.  They go GREAT with cocoa!

Sheila Marie:  REALLY?

Bentley:  Sure.  Enough for everyone!

All:  YAY!!!

(Everyone follows Bentley out.)

Bimmer:  Thanks everyone for joining what I guess was the last performance of the "Twelve Buppies of Christmas"  (sighs)  Now I better go call Aunt Angie and warn her about the mob, or there won't be any biscotti for Thanksgiving!

*If you'd like to adopt one of the remaining eleven buppies of Christmas or one of the other adorable ornaments, please visit our Facebook store at Sir Bentley Art.

Thank you for joining us and supporting the buppies first efforts at performing!

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